Australia
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| ”Tomato, tamato...In the end life is one big fruit, it’s crazy!” |
5.69 |
Be
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| We should give meaning to life, not wait for life to give us meaning. |
6.64 |
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| In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back. |
5.8 |
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| Life has meaning only if one barters it day by day for something other than itself. |
5.13 |
Blicky McFicky
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| Never look in the toilet after your wife’s done a poo |
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Bob
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| Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. |
6.56 |
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| A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. |
6.53 |
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| Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand. |
6.38 |
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| Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. |
6.1 |
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| All generalizations are false, including this one. |
5.93 |
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| Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives. |
5.86 |
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| Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. |
5.72 |
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| The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. |
5.24 |
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| Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. |
4.2 |
Dave C
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| I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is over the self |
6.09 |
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| Don’t think of things as going wrong. Think of them as not yet right. Things change over time. |
6.09 |
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| There is no perfection. There is no perfect life, no perfect way, no perfect answer. There is good enough, there is achievable, there is sustainable, there is manageable. There is no perfect. |
6.01 |
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| Not every problem can be solved.
Not every problem needs to be solved.
Not every problem that can be solved, needs to be solved by me.
Not every problem that needs to be solved by me, needs to be solved immediately. |
6 |
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| You are not responsible for other people’s happiness. People make themselves happy or unhappy, through their choices, their cognitions and their attitudes. |
5.99 |
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| Do not regret the things which go wrong. It is only through our mistakes that we learn, that we become wiser, that we become more human. |
5.92 |
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| Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on |
5.9 |
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| I am a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars, I have a right to be here. |
5.89 |
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| Listen, or your tongue will keep you deaf |
5.87 |
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| A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words |
5.86 |
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| I do not need to do anything other than be myself. |
5.74 |
Donivan
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| Life is weird, have fun with it |
5.79 |
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| Life is too long to take it seriously, and too short to take it friviously. |
3 |
Dr. Feelgood
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| All of God’s creatures have a soul. Except bears. Bears are godless killing machines. |
6.05 |
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| Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. |
6.03 |
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| It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail. |
5.78 |
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| You can check out any time you like/But you can never leave. |
5.68 |
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| Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about puppies. |
5.62 |
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| You can’t teach others to be lazy. They either have it, or they don’t. |
5.56 |
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| I’ve always hated that damn James Bond. I’d like to kill him. |
5.41 |
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| I like a thin book because it will steady a table, a leather volume because it will strop a razor, and a heavy book because it can be thrown at the cat. |
5.27 |
Jamie Yilmaz
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| ”Try to tear me,try all you want.Cause sweetie,the day you see me break down is the day i stand up” |
4.57 |
Jane
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| You can be sincere and still be stupid. |
6.41 |
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| Before we work on artificial intelligence why don’t we do something about natural stupidity? |
6.33 |
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| The most violent element in society is ignorance. |
6.14 |
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| Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we’re looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn’t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power. |
5.78 |
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| It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. |
5.35 |
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| Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe. |
5.24 |
Kegoguinness
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| There once was a telecom nerd
whose company was quite absurb
The jobs were outsourced
homeless he was forced
And that’s the last of him we ever heard!
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5.14 |
Linda Conzone
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| Awake the Peace, put ignorance to rest. |
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Pete
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| Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes, on the grass on a summer day listening to the murmur of water or watching the clouds float across the sky, is hardly a waste of time. |
6.91 |
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| All the way to heaven is heaven |
6.43 |
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| Happiness is the absence of striving for happiness |
6.33 |
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| Those who bring sunshine into the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves |
5.84 |
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| There are only two lasting bequests we can hope to give our children. One is roots; the other, wings. |
5.81 |
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| The usefulness of a pot comes from its emptiness |
5.59 |
PJ
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| If you want to forget all your other troubles, wear too tight shoes. |
5.54 |
S. Bran
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| There was once a philosopher who sought Answers to life’s deep questions and thought Why lives there a tree Beast, bird,and me If eventually all ends in naught? |
5.8 |
Sue
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| One generation plants the tress; another gets the shade |
6.35 |
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| Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor |
6.13 |
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| We cannot live only for ourselves. A thousand fibres connect us with out fellow men; and amoung those fibres, as sympathetic threads, our actions run as causes, and they come back to us as effects |
6.11 |
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| The purpose of miracles is to teach us to see the miraculous everywhere. |
5.75 |
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| The goal of life is living in agreement with nature |
5.29 |
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| Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers "Grow, grow" |
4.94 |
Teena
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| Guidelines for bureaucrats: (1) When in charge, ponder. (2) When in trouble, delegate. (3) When in doubt, mumble. |
7.5 |
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| I will have to go on breathing for tomorrow the sun WILL rise and who knows what the tide may bring. |
6.23 |
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| ”We must sail sometimes with the wind and sometimes against it, but sail we must and not drift nor lie at anchor.” |
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Tobi Okusanya
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| The difference between GOOD and BEST is the BETTER effort put into it. |
4.5 |
