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| Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a foot-long! |
4.87 |
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| You have to be this tall to ride me! |
4.83 |
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| If I said that you are beautiful, would you hold it against me? |
4.59 |
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| Girl, you are like a plate of ”Good God” wraped up in ”Have mercy” with a side of ”MMMMM” |
4.57 |
|
| Excuse me, but if your left leg was Christmas and you right leg was New Years do you think I could visit you in between the holidays? |
4.55 |
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| Girl, I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. |
4.51 |
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| hey there a party in my pants and your invited |
4.41 |
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| Are you a parking ticket? Cos baby you have fine written all over. |
4.4 |
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| I want to be your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curve |
4.38 |
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| I'm not Fred Flinstone but I can sure make your bed-rock |
4.33 |
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| you must be a parcking ticket casue you got fine writen all over you |
4.31 |
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| You are so fine , I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you |
4.24 |
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| Why do you have to be so damn fine every single second? Let me concentrate on something else for a change. |
4.19 |
|
| Man-I think I’ve saw your picture before
Girl-Really?
Man-Yeah. It was in the dictionary next to ”Kaablam!” |
4.14 |
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| Man:do you got a boyfriend?
Lady:yes i do
Man:well how bout i be your man |
4.06 |
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| Excuse me, but you dropped something. My jaw! Heh Heh, alright!!
2.Are an illegal parker?, cos you got fiinnee written all over you, heh heh alright |
4 |
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| Hi, my name’s _______, but you can call me Mr. Coffee...because I grind so fine. |
3.97 |
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| Hi sexy do you whant to come back to my house and fuck? |
3.94 |
|
| wow! I’ve found the person who brought sexy back. |
3.92 |
|
| I may not be as big as titanic, but I can sure give you a good ride...... |
3.88 |
|
| Do you believe in the hereafter? Then you know what I’m here after1 |
3.85 |
|
| Your breasts are firm like a pair of well matured potatoes. |
3.83 |
|
| Are you an angel? Cuz i’ve got an erection |
3.82 |
|
| Hi, would it be ok with you if add you to my spank bank. |
3.81 |
|
| If this were a meat factory you’d be prime rib. |
3.69 |
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| fuck me |
3.67 |
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| is it hot in here or is it just you |
2.77 |
|
| (outside a courthouse)...
Hi I’m a lawyer, I can get you off. And after the case, the offer still stands :)
|
4.23 |
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| yxcmzl zsxydmhq iknb wfnxc mptsl letgoyx zecpnoy |
2.78 |
|
| I wish I was your problem set, because then I’d be really hard, and you’d be doing me on the desk. |
4.66 |
|
| According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me. |
4.59 |
|
| If i were an enzyme, I’d be DNA heliacase so I can unzip your genes |
4.4 |
|
| Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state? |
4.33 |
|
| My love for you is the limit of 1 over x as x approaches 0 from the right. (infinity) |
4.13 |
|
| You remind me of cheese...
I like cheese.. |
4.4 |
|
| if you think you feel goodwait till u feel me ! |
5.23 |
|
| I know we play for different teams, but that doesn’t mean we can’t shower together. |
4.6 |
|
| hey yoo must be jamacin. (why) coz jamacin me crazy!!
i love yoo |
3.74 |
|
| Hey babe is that a mirror in your pocket? i think i can see myself in your pants! |
4.72 |
|
| If you were a burger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous. |
4.92 |
|
| Have you heard of the Australian kiss, It’s like the french kiss but down under |
4.84 |
|
| Are you as hot in the inside as you are on the outside. |
4.29 |
|
| GIRL ON DANCE LINE SAYS TO THE BOY ON DRUMLINE:i wanna bang that bass drum
im a fermata hold me
i can make you hit a high note |
3.32 |
|
| You give me a boner. |
4.09 |
|
| Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. |
4.69 |
|
| How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me.
|
4.65 |
|
| Hi, I make more money than you can spend. |
4.61 |
|
| Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?
|
4.46 |
|
| Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged! |
4.41 |
|
| Is that a ladder in your stocking or a stairway to heaven? |
4.33 |
|
| Hello, nice site :) |
2.79 |
|
| boi - is it spring?
grl-no?
boi-cause i can see you blossoms |
4.02 |
|
| Do you live on a farm? Cause you know how to raise a cock! |
4.44 |
|
| Did u fart? Cause u blew me AWAY!!! |
3.73 |
|
| Bitch do u have a big trunk? Cos im putting my bike in it bitch hoe. |
3.09 |
|
| Is that a mirror in your pocket cause i can see myself in your pants. |
2.53 |
|
| I know I am no Fred Flinstone but I can make your bed rock |
4.49 |
|
| Have you been here before becouse I'm cuming right now |
3.63 |
|
| That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed. |
4.6 |
|
| Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? |
4.5 |
|
| Do you know what’d look good on you? Me. |
4.43 |
|
| Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good. |
4.19 |
me
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| Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! |
4.08 |
|
| Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin. |
3.99 |
|
| True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back at my place. |
5.07 |
|
| Let’s do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you? |
4.57 |
|
| Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world! |
4.47 |
|
| Are you from Tennessee?
Because you are the only ten I see |
4.42 |
|
| I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman/man on earth tonight. |
4.37 |
|
| I admit, I’m kind of a geek by day... But a sex machine by night! |
4.16 |
|
| You: Have I shown you my magic watch? It tells me that you’re not wearing any underwear ...
Girl: Nice try, I am wearing underwear.
You: Shoot ... It must be an hour fast. |
5.22 |
|
| Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
|
5.01 |
|
| There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
|
4.97 |
|
| You make me so nervous and flustered,
I’ve completely forgotten my standard pick-up line. |
4.9 |
|
| Do you have a quarter? ... Sorry, my mom told me to call her when I meet the girl of my dreams. |
4.77 |
|
| Are you a parking ticket?
(What?)
You got FINE written all over you.
|
4.37 |
|
| Hi. |
5.81 |
|
| Hi, would it be ok with you if add you to my spank bank. |
3.91 |
|
| Follow girl to toilet and wait for her to exit toilet, then say ’ HI LOVE IN ENJOY YA SHIT’? |
3.24 |
|
| Even if I could pick you up I wouldn’t try. You’re a fat one. |
3.54 |
|
| The first thing i thought about when i saw you was the show sex in the city. |
3.58 |
|
| Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I’ve ever saw. |
4.64 |
|
| Is your name Summer? ’Cause you are as hot as hell. |
4.47 |
|
| Do you want to see something swell? |
4.38 |
|
| If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together. |
4.33 |
|
| Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged! |
4.29 |
|
| Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC! |
3.82 |
|
| If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you in between the holidays?
|
4.75 |
|
| How would you like your eggs tomorrow morning?
Scrambled or fertilized? |
4.74 |
|
| Girl, you must be tired ’cause you’ve been running through my mind all day! |
4.63 |
|
| I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed-rock! |
4.61 |
|
| Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell all my friends that we did anyway. |
4.4 |
|
| guy :hey there darlin,are you bored?
Girl:yes
Guy: then why dont you come and sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up. |
5.72 |
|
| Roses are read, Violets are blue, i Like Spaggetti, WANNA FUCK!?!?!?! |
3.9 |
|
| In case I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time tonight. |
4.86 |
|
| Nice shoes!.......wana fuck?! |
2.73 |
|
| i wish i was sin and you were cos so together we could be one. |
3.22 |
|
| you must work at subway because you gave me a footlong |
4.8 |
|
| hay lets play army i’ll get on the ground and you blow the heck out of me |
4.43 |
|
| I’m on a treasure hunt!
(What)
So can I look around your Chest |
4.38 |
|
| hey your a good driver but do u mind if i take the handle |
3.72 |
|
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3.72 |
|
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3.25 |
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| Everybody is very recommend to visit the portal interesting sites:
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3 |
|
| nice shirt....wanna fuck |
4.35 |
|
| I asked the angels to look out for you. They said "No". I asked "Why?". They said "Angels don't need looking out for". |
4 |
|
| Are u a fire figther cause im getting hot in this room for you. |
3.62 |
|
| kcqs zubr huslxd lqwifmck ykxtzdha vfzbn swhxrcgte |
3.06 |
|
| Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. She’d like your phone number. She wants to know where she can get a hold of me in the morning. |
5.03 |
|
| If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me? |
4.55 |
|
| You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case. |
4.33 |
|
| I just popped a Viagra. So, we’ve got about 30 minutes to get back to your place. |
4.32 |
|
| I’m betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day. |
4.24 |
|
| I’d like to name a multiple orgasm after you. |
4.13 |
|
| your just like a washing machine, i want to put my load into you and turn you on! |
5 |
|
| May I fill your panties with onions and cry myself to sleep? |
3.83 |
|
| Sorry, but what is mariburjeka?
Jane. |
4.04 |
|
| Sorry, but what is mariburjeka?
Jane. |
2.82 |
|
| Let’s play strip poker. You do the strippin’ and I’ll do the pokin’. |
4.8 |
|
| If I could change the alphabet I would put you and I together! |
4.19 |
|
| are you sad? (no) then why did you turn me blue |
3.88 |
|
| If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d P all over U. |
2.14 |
|
| Do you work at subway???
Answer Yes/No
Cause your giving me a footlong |
4.63 |
|
| are you a high jumper because you make my bar rize |
5.15 |
|
| You Can Not Blame Me for falling in love with you because you are the one who tripped me |
4.2 |
|
| Hi, I’m the man from nantucket. |
3.93 |
|
| I’m like reading a book. Anywhere you’d like, but I’m best in bed. |
4.45 |
