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Plays on Limerick Structure

The limericks I enjoy most are the ones which play on the standard limerick structure. Below are some of my favourites:
 
There was a young poet quite fine,
Whose limericks repeated a line.
Though this was redundant,
Though this was redundant,
His limericks repeated a line.
Carl Muckenhoupt

 
Once there was a guy from Atlanta
whose limericks were indistinguishable from prose.
Elliott Moreton

A newspaper poet for Hearst
Deprived of his reason
By uncontrolled sneezing
Was by phantasmal demons coerced
To write all of his limericks reversed.
Elliott Moreton

 
My other favourite sort of limerick are those that play on communication conventions.
 
The following two limericks, written by Elliott Moreton, use the limerick form to play around with the interplay of written language and ideas to convey the author's intent. 
 
There was a Soviet captain named XXXXXXXXXX
Who was a XXXXXXX technician in XXXXXXXXX.
He was XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
For failure to clear
Limericks with his superiors.
Elliott Moreton

 
Here we see the limerick form being used to caricature Soviet censorship. Though nothing is said overtly about censorship, the use of censorship resonates so harshly within the fun form of the limerick, it forces the reader to reflect on what is happening.
 
In the following limerick, the convention of publishing one's own work followed by copyright information has been neatly combined into a single limerick. The work and the copyright have become one.
 
This poem is copyright ©
By the author, 1983.
Prior written consent
Is required to present
It on radio, film, or TV.
Elliott Moreton

 
These limericks are from

Elliott Moreton and Carl Muckenhoupt, The Oxford Book of Meta-Limericks (privately published, Oxford, MS, ca. 1989)

For more on these limericks, see Words and stuff

 
And finally, impressed by Elliott's brilliance, is my attempt to blend the limerick form with mathematical conventions. Here goes.
 
if ( i =  t2 + e)
& (e = 14 + 3)
.·. i > p
& e > i
& (e | p) i 4 t
 
David Collett
 
Or in English
 
if i equals t squared plus e
and e equals forteen plus three
then i is greater than pi
and e is greater then i
and e divides pi by i for t
David Collett
 
The last line being read as "and he divides pie by I for tea."
 
 
 

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Copyright 2006 David R Collett