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There was an old farmer from Greece
Who did terrible things to his geese
But he went too far with a budgerigar
And the parrot phoned the police.

- Les Dawson Submitted by: Catfish

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed of eating his shoe, he awoke with a fright, in the middle of the night, and found that his dream had come true!	5.52

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