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Top Riddles

The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?

Footsteps
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There are four brothers in this world that were all born together. The first runs and never wearies. The second eats and is never full. The third drinks and is always thirsty. The fourth sings a song that is never good.

Water, fire, earth, wind
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What is is that you will break even when you name it?

Silence
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Top Tips to make your job easier

Shoot the boss up the ass
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Say no. Essentially, we just wanted to remind you not to be too caught up in your sense of responsibility. Social events, work opportunities, volunteering, or overtime can all be hard to turn down when the opportunity arises.
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Top Cooking Recipe

SMORES
2 gram crackers
2 pieces of hersheys choclate
1 marshmallow
Put the choclate and marshmallow inbetween the gram crackers
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Top Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
One plus one ”ist”
One plus one ist who? (Said: ”1+1 is two”)
You’re right!
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Knock, knock!!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow!
Interrupting co . . . (Cut off by next line)
Moooooooooo!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
God bless you!
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Top Dirty Jokes

What’s the difference between a blonde and a crack dealer?

A Blond can wash her crack and sell it again
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Top Limericks

Hi webmaster!
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There was once a young lady from whorehouse
Who stumbled upon a small mouse.
While looking at honey,
It said, ”Quite a nice fanny.”
And it took off her purple-red blouse.
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I once knew a girl named Joanie.
Most people said she was bony.
I agree she was trim,
perhaps even slim,
she could slip through a straight macaroni!
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Top Pick Up Lines

Roses are read, Violets are blue, i Like Spaggetti, WANNA FUCK!?!?!?!
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guy :hey there darlin,are you bored?

Girl:yes

Guy: then why dont you come and sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up.
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Hi.
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Top Quotations

Guidelines for bureaucrats: (1) When in charge, ponder. (2) When in trouble, delegate. (3) When in doubt, mumble.
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yesterday is history... tomorrow is a mystery... today is a gift..... THAT’S WHY ITS CALLED THE PRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
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Copyright 2006 David R Collett