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Knock, knock!! Who's there? Interrupting cow! Interrupting co . . . (Cut off by next line) Moooooooooo! 5.3

Knock, knock! Who's there? Atch. Atch who? God bless you! 5.3

I know a great knock-knock joke. Ok, tell me. All right. You start. Ok, knock, knock! Who's there? . . . 5.26

Knock, knock! Who's there? Suspense! Suspense who? . . . 5.09

Knock, knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? (Boo-hoo!) Don't cry; it's only a knock-knock joke. 5.06

Knock, knock! Who's there? Ross Perot. Ross Perot who? See how quick people forget? 5.04

Knock, knock! Who's there? Control Freak. Now you say, "Control Freak who?" 5.02

Knock, knock! Who's there? Little Old Lady. Little Old Lady who? I didn't know you could yodel! 5

Knock, knock! Who's there? Beets. Beets who? Beets me. 4.95

Knock, knock! Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who? Euripides pants and I won't make you another pair. 4.91

Knock, knock! Who's there? Fork. Fork who? My, such language! 4.83

Knock Knock Who's there? Jewell! Jewell who? Jewell know if you open the door! 4.8

Knock, knock! Come in . . . 4.79

Knock, knock! Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack-a the suitcase. 4.79

Knock, knock! Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Yes, have you seen my TARDIS? 4.77

Knock, knock! Who's there? I love. I love who? I don't know, you tell me. 4.77

Knock, knock! Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris open, I'm going to come in. 4.75

Knock Knock Who's there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles! 4.68

Knock, knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to open the door? 4.66

Knock, knock! Who's there? Cow go. Cow go who? Cow go moo! 4.62

Knock, knock! Who's there? Banana. Knock, knock! Who's there? Banana. Knock, knock! Who's there? Banana. Knock, knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say "banana"? (Aren't you glad I didn't say "banana"?) 4.58

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch! 4.56

Knock, knock! Who's there? Keith. Keith who? Keith me, my thweet preenth. (Kiss me, my sweet prince.) 4.45

Knock, knock! Who's there? José. José who? José can you see by the dawn's early light? 4.45

Knock Knock Who's there? Adair! Adair who? Adair once but I'm bald now! 4.44

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! 4.43

Knock, knock! Who's there? Delores. Delores who? Delores my shepherd... . 4.43

Knock, knock! Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning. (Drain the bathtub, I'm drowning.) 4.42

Knock Knock Who's there? Jilly! Jilly who! Jilly out here, so let me in! 4.4

Knock Knock Who's there? Al! Al who? Al give you a kiss if you open this door! 4.39

Knock Knock Who's there? Adelia! Adelia who? Adelia the cards and we'll play snap! 4.26

Knock Knock Who's there? Joanne! Joanne who! Joanne tell! 4.25

Knock Knock Who's there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey's uncle! 4.22

Knock, knock! Who's there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito bit me. 4.2

Knock Knock Who's there? Aesop! Aesop who? Aesop I saw a puddy cat! 4.17

Knock Knock Who's there? Abyssinia! Abyssinia who? Abyssinia behind bars one of these days! 3.99

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning! 4.64

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Lettuce! Lettuce who? Lettuce in! (Let us in) 4.59

-Knock, knock! -Who’s there? -Boo! -Boo who? -Don’t cry, it’s only me! 4.48

Knock Knock Who’s There? Abra Abra Who Abra Kadabra *poof* you’re no longer a dick. I’m messin’ with ya, there’s no such thing as magic, you’ll always be a dick 4.33

Knock Knock.who’s there? Alibuy.Alibuy who? Alibuy you icecream! (I’ll buy you icecream). 4.15

knock knock who’s there alison alison who alison to my radio 4.11

Knock knock who there summer summer who summer said come outside and play 3.9

(Italian accent) Knock-a knock Whose-a there Sam and-a Janet Sam and-a Janet who (singing) Sam and-a Janet Evening (think ”South Pacific” 3.56

knock knoc whose there your mother your mother who your a mother fucker 3.31

KNOCK KNOCK WHO’S THERE YO MAMA YO MAMA WHO I SAID YO MAMA NOT YO MAMA WHO GOES ON THIRD AND SUCKS DICK FOR A LIVING 3.16

anon
Knock knock. Who’s there? 9/11 9/11 who? YOU SAID YOU’D NEVER FORGET!!!! 4.92

Anon
Knock Knock Whos there? Ya Mumma Ya Mumma who You should no ya Mumma you saw me with her last night. 3.88

bamz
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Stew. Stew pid knock-knock jokes.. 4.92

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Conny
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting Cow. Interru-- --Moo! 5.22

DavdBowie
-Knock Knock -Whos there -father -father who -How many fathers have you got. 4.75

Dave
Knock knock! Who’s there? Kid with ADD! Kid with ADD who? Hey look! A cloud! 4.78

Knock Knock Who’s there? Dana Dana who? Dana talk with your mouth full! 4.17

Donavan
Knock Knock? Who’s there? Shelby Shelby who? Shelby comin round the mountain... 4.46

emily johnson...the vajay
knock knock. whos there? mike jones. WHO? MIKE JONES! WHO? MIKE JONES! 3.92

FilthyMcDilthy
Knock knock knock knock? Who’s there? A pair of knockers. 2.79

Gravedigger Doug
Knock-knock! Who’s there? Speculum. Speculum, who? ’Spec’ you’ll, um, be annoyed with me after, um, this joke! 3.86

Holly
knock-knock..who’s there?...who...who who...it’s no time to be an owl! 4.61

Humor Dude
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Botany. Botany who? Botany good locks lately? 3.27

ish2126
knock knock who’s there? 9/11 9/11 who? YOU SAID YOU’D NEVER FORGET! 4.62

knock knock who’s there? eehhhhh!!!!(any noise) eehhhhh!!! who? Oh sorry, i’m here with Helen Keller 4.11

Jay
Knock Knock Who’s there? Amos Amos Who? A mesquito. Bite Bite (pinch the other person twice)! 4.33

leetree
Knock knock. Who’s there Jesus. Jesus who? You should be ashamed fo yourself 2.5

Liz
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah doctor in the house 4.16

makooz
knock knock whos there? i am i am who? dont u know who you are?shame on u!! 5.29

Mudkip
Knock knock Who’s there? Hutch. Hutch who? Bless you. 5.19

Ricky 3XP
1. knock knock? WT? The Peephole. The peephole who? The peephole you ass, use the peephole?! 2. knock knock? WT? Homeland Security! Homeland Securit..”Were asking the questions here, tough guy...Now tell us what you know!! 4.22

RUMPIG
KNOCK KNOCK WHOS THERE? TOURIST WITH A BOMB FUCKING BANG..... 2.29

San Diego
Knock Knock Who’s there? One plus one ”ist” One plus one ist who? (Said: ”1+1 is two”) You’re right! 5.48

Stef
Knock, knock Who’s there? Doctor Doctor Who? That’s the question of the universe! 4.77

Knock, knock Who’s there? Doctor Doctor Who? Yes, have you seen my TARDIS? 4.28

taz
knock knock ! whos tere ? boo! boo who ? awww dont cry! 4.39

Thorium
Knock Knock! Who is there? Lettuce! Lettuce who? Lettuce in! (Let us in) 4.86

VERN
knock knock bitches who’s there nobody!!!!ha ha ha 2.29

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