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Knock, knock! Who's there? Atch. Atch who? God bless you! 5.37

Knock, knock!! Who's there? Interrupting cow! Interrupting co . . . (Cut off by next line) Moooooooooo! 5.37

Knock, knock! Who's there? Little Old Lady. Little Old Lady who? I didn't know you could yodel! 5.11

I know a great knock-knock joke. Ok, tell me. All right. You start. Ok, knock, knock! Who's there? . . . 5.03

Knock, knock! Who's there? Control Freak. Now you say, "Control Freak who?" 5.02

Knock, knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? (Boo-hoo!) Don't cry; it's only a knock-knock joke. 4.98

Knock, knock! Who's there? Beets. Beets who? Beets me. 4.94

Knock, knock! Who's there? Suspense! Suspense who? . . . 4.94

Knock, knock! Who's there? Ross Perot. Ross Perot who? See how quick people forget? 4.91

Knock, knock! Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who? Euripides pants and I won't make you another pair. 4.87

Knock, knock! Who's there? Doris. Doris who? Doris open, I'm going to come in. 4.85

Knock Knock Who's there? Jewell! Jewell who? Jewell know if you open the door! 4.79

Knock Knock Who's there? Aardvark! Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles! 4.78

Knock, knock! Who's there? Fork. Fork who? My, such language! 4.75

Knock, knock! Who's there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the trunk, you pack-a the suitcase. 4.71

Knock, knock! Who's there? Cow go. Cow go who? Cow go moo! 4.71

Knock, knock! Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Yes, have you seen my TARDIS? 4.65

Knock, knock! Who's there? Banana. Knock, knock! Who's there? Banana. Knock, knock! Who's there? Banana. Knock, knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say "banana"? (Aren't you glad I didn't say "banana"?) 4.64

Knock, knock! Come in . . . 4.64

Knock, knock! Who's there? I love. I love who? I don't know, you tell me. 4.62

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! 4.6

Knock, knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to open the door? 4.58

Knock, knock! Who's there? Keith. Keith who? Keith me, my thweet preenth. (Kiss me, my sweet prince.) 4.52

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch! 4.49

Knock Knock Who's there? Al! Al who? Al give you a kiss if you open this door! 4.45

Knock, knock! Who's there? José. José who? José can you see by the dawn's early light? 4.44

Knock, knock! Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning. (Drain the bathtub, I'm drowning.) 4.43

Knock Knock Who's there? Jilly! Jilly who! Jilly out here, so let me in! 4.43

Knock, knock! Who's there? Delores. Delores who? Delores my shepherd... . 4.42

Knock Knock Who's there? Adelia! Adelia who? Adelia the cards and we'll play snap! 4.32

Knock Knock Who's there? Adair! Adair who? Adair once but I'm bald now! 4.3

Knock Knock Who's there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey's uncle! 4.2

Knock Knock Who's there? Joanne! Joanne who! Joanne tell! 4.19

Knock, knock! Who's there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito bit me. 4.15

Knock Knock Who's there? Aesop! Aesop who? Aesop I saw a puddy cat! 4.14

Knock Knock Who's there? Abyssinia! Abyssinia who? Abyssinia behind bars one of these days! 4.07

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Lettuce! Lettuce who? Lettuce in! (Let us in) 4.72

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning! 4.66

-Knock, knock! -Who’s there? -Boo! -Boo who? -Don’t cry, it’s only me! 4.4

Knock Knock Who’s There? Abra Abra Who Abra Kadabra *poof* you’re no longer a dick. I’m messin’ with ya, there’s no such thing as magic, you’ll always be a dick 4.24

Knock Knock.who’s there? Alibuy.Alibuy who? Alibuy you icecream! (I’ll buy you icecream). 4.2

knock knock who’s there alison alison who alison to my radio 4.08

Knock-knock! Who’s there? Harvey Harvey who? Harvey kind of you to ask... 4

Knock knock who there summer summer who summer said come outside and play 3.8

Knock Knock Who’s there? A little girl A little girl who? A little girl who can’t reach the doorbell! 3.74

guy1:Knock knock! guy2:Who’s there? guy1:Interrupting fart! guy2:Interrupting fa- guy1:PAAAAAAAARP! 3.62

(Italian accent) Knock-a knock Whose-a there Sam and-a Janet Sam and-a Janet who (singing) Sam and-a Janet Evening (think ”South Pacific” 3.61

Knock knock. Who’s there? Go fuck yourself. 3.47

that day. were called all what damage planted took even is still 3.44

knock knoc whose there your mother your mother who your a mother fucker 3.28

Years later, reminded I still that day. I’d surprise and saw else rich flavor. black returned from 3.21

KNOCK KNOCK WHO’S THERE YO MAMA YO MAMA WHO I SAID YO MAMA NOT YO MAMA WHO GOES ON THIRD AND SUCKS DICK FOR A LIVING 3.16

knock knock whos there me. me who, nigga boo 1.9

anon
Knock knock. Who’s there? 9/11 9/11 who? YOU SAID YOU’D NEVER FORGET!!!! 4.93

Anon
Knock Knock Whos there? Ya Mumma Ya Mumma who You should no ya Mumma you saw me with her last night. 3.86

awesome
knock knock whos there? alison alison who? alison to the radio 4.8

bamz
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Stew. Stew pid knock-knock jokes.. 4.86

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Conny
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting Cow. Interru-- --Moo! 5.29

DavdBowie
-Knock Knock -Whos there -father -father who -How many fathers have you got. 4.67

Dave
Knock knock! Who’s there? Kid with ADD! Kid with ADD who? Hey look! A cloud! 4.6

Knock Knock Who’s there? Dana Dana who? Dana talk with your mouth full! 4.1

Donavan
Knock Knock? Who’s there? Shelby Shelby who? Shelby comin round the mountain... 4.52

emily johnson...the vajay
knock knock. whos there? mike jones. WHO? MIKE JONES! WHO? MIKE JONES! 3.93

FilthyMcDilthy
Knock knock knock knock? Who’s there? A pair of knockers. 3.81

Gravedigger Doug
Knock-knock! Who’s there? Speculum. Speculum, who? ’Spec’ you’ll, um, be annoyed with me after, um, this joke! 4.06

Holly
knock-knock..who’s there?...who...who who...it’s no time to be an owl! 4.47

Humor Dude
Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Botany. Botany who? Botany good locks lately? 3.67

ish2126
knock knock who’s there? 9/11 9/11 who? YOU SAID YOU’D NEVER FORGET! 4.66

knock knock who’s there? eehhhhh!!!!(any noise) eehhhhh!!! who? Oh sorry, i’m here with Helen Keller 4.02

Jay
Knock Knock Who’s there? Amos Amos Who? A mesquito. Bite Bite (pinch the other person twice)! 4.59

leetree
Knock knock. Who’s there Jesus. Jesus who? You should be ashamed fo yourself 3.64

Liz
Knock Knock. Who’s there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah doctor in the house 4.56

makooz
knock knock whos there? i am i am who? dont u know who you are?shame on u!! 4.46

Mudkip
Knock knock Who’s there? Hutch. Hutch who? Bless you. 5.02

QQ
Stephanie P. I love you so much don’t ever leave me. 2.33

Ricky 3XP
1. knock knock? WT? The Peephole. The peephole who? The peephole you ass, use the peephole?! 2. knock knock? WT? Homeland Security! Homeland Securit..”Were asking the questions here, tough guy...Now tell us what you know!! 4.35

RUMPIG
KNOCK KNOCK WHOS THERE? TOURIST WITH A BOMB FUCKING BANG..... 3.04

San Diego
Knock Knock Who’s there? One plus one ”ist” One plus one ist who? (Said: ”1+1 is two”) You’re right! 5.25

Sheng-Lynn
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Judo! Judo who? As in ju-don’t know who ur messin’ with!!! (As in you don’t know who ur messing with)!!! 4

Stef
Knock, knock Who’s there? Doctor Doctor Who? That’s the question of the universe! 4.6

Knock, knock Who’s there? Doctor Doctor Who? Yes, have you seen my TARDIS? 4.31

Tamya
Knock Knock! Who’s there? Nacho cheese! Nacho cheese who? It’s nacho cheese it’s mine! 5.3

taz
knock knock ! whos tere ? boo! boo who ? awww dont cry! 4.45

Thorium
Knock Knock! Who is there? Lettuce! Lettuce who? Lettuce in! (Let us in) 4.74

VERN
knock knock bitches who’s there nobody!!!!ha ha ha 2.84

Vu
Knock Knock! Who’s there? I eat mop I eat mop who? (I eat my poo) That’s gross! 5.75

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