maddie is soooo cooooooooool and i am blind
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From Auburn, that great marching band
Went to Ireland, just as they’d planned.
They joined in a parade
And they marched and they played
And were voted best band in the land.
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Eldridge ”Tiger” Woods was his name,
Making money playing golf was his game.
He strayed off the course
She’s suing for divorce,
What price, fortune and fame?
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Guidelines for bureaucrats: (1) When in charge, ponder. (2) When in trouble, delegate. (3) When in doubt, mumble.
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Good judgement comes from experience. Experience often comes from bad judgement.
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
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The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Footsteps
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With pointed fangs it sits in wait, With piercing force its doles out fate, Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, Eternally joining in a single bite. What am I?
A stapler
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What is is that you will break even when you name it?
Silence
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Knock knock who’s there pop poo who u stink
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knock knock
whos there?
no one?
no one who?
no one
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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Stripper.
Stripper who?
Naughty Nurse, I’m um, here for the um... wrong house?
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