There once was a man from Tibet, and this is the strangest one yet, His member was LONG,pointed and STRONG, so he skewered two yaks en brochette.
. . . . .
We drink not to the deeds that were done by him, Nor to the grief nor the pain that was caused by him; We drink not to that bastard, Nor the abuse that he mastered, But to the worms, and the maggots, that are eating him.
. . . . .
I rote this.... And I rock and __________ and ________Suck.. hahahahahaha lol.... you suck I rock
. . . . .
|
Guidelines for bureaucrats: (1) When in charge, ponder. (2) When in trouble, delegate. (3) When in doubt, mumble.
. . . . .
No matter how bad the truth is, lying makes it worse!
. . . . .
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
. . . . .
|
This is the day you left me, im not pretending. No love, No Joy, No glory. No happy ending
. . . . .
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Footsteps
. . . . .
With pointed fangs it sits in wait, With piercing force its doles out fate, Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, Eternally joining in a single bite. What am I? A stapler
. . . . .
|
Knock Knock Whos there? Little Boy Blue Little Boy Blue Who? Michael Jackson
. . . . .
Knock knock
whos there?
Knock Knock
What are you talking about man?
Knock knock
Oh just go away...
. . . . .
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Flynn
Flynn who?
Flynn Green
. . . . .
|